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Hey, my name is Francis and I like warm hugs.
haunted-sunlight:

vegetability:

gotmahgoldpointyjam:

jetblackrabbit:

candyrifle:

wildanduntamedthing:

dave-vriska:

enfeebler:

naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

  #Reasons why I hate babies #they do this and everyone blames the pet

THE BABY SMACKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOU BLAMING THE ANIMAL

All the fucking time. People have their pets euthanized because they did something to their kid who fucking hit them or pulled on their tail or got in their face or something. Here’s a better idea: WATCH YOUR FUCKING KID WHEN THEY’RE AROUND ANIMALS. Okay thanks.

^^boldedBut this? Well, that’s how kids learn, isn’t it?they do bad shit, they get bad shit happening right back.I’ll bet that little brat won’t touch the cat again right?
and OP is a fucking prick for trying to blame the cat for defending itself when the kid SMACKED THE CAT IN THE HEAD.
That shit HURTS for a little cat. I’d lash back too.
Asshole.

teach your kid to respect animals, because animals, unlike most humans will not hesitate to kick your ass if you treat them like shit..

animals are great

What kind of shitty parent makes a baby that treats a cat that way

Let’s blame the parents. The cat and the baby are the innocent parties here

haunted-sunlight:

vegetability:

gotmahgoldpointyjam:

jetblackrabbit:

candyrifle:

wildanduntamedthing:

dave-vriska:

enfeebler:

naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

THE BABY SMACKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOU BLAMING THE ANIMAL

All the fucking time. People have their pets euthanized because they did something to their kid who fucking hit them or pulled on their tail or got in their face or something. Here’s a better idea: WATCH YOUR FUCKING KID WHEN THEY’RE AROUND ANIMALS. Okay thanks.

^^bolded

But this? Well, that’s how kids learn, isn’t it?

they do bad shit, they get bad shit happening right back.

I’ll bet that little brat won’t touch the cat again right?

and OP is a fucking prick for trying to blame the cat for defending itself when the kid SMACKED THE CAT IN THE HEAD.

That shit HURTS for a little cat. I’d lash back too.


Asshole.

teach your kid to respect animals, because animals, unlike most humans will not hesitate to kick your ass if you treat them like shit..

animals are great

What kind of shitty parent makes a baby that treats a cat that way

Let’s blame the parents. The cat and the baby are the innocent parties here

When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

awkward-fallen-angel:

sexual-phan:

hunter-avenger-consulter-grimm:

jawnn-locked:

visiovisusvidere:

sonicghost:

milesjai:

videk:

welcome-to-the-sinners-ball:

imgayitsok:

God bless drag queens.

I will always reblog this

Whenever drag queens are present, you best believe they will save the fuckin day.

Oh fuck yes.

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If this isn’t on your blog I’m judging you.

Every time a bell rings, a drag queen gets her wings.

God bless drag queen omg

if I don’t reblog this asume I am dead

punx-files:

brainstatic:

historical-nonfiction:

A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

he was

punx-files:

brainstatic:

historical-nonfiction:

A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

he was

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Down Syndrome Awareness Fact #6

real-justice-waluigi:

Down syndrome is named after the English doctor, John Langdon Down, who was the first to categorize the common features of people with the condition.

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britneythepopprincess:

Britney on family, boyfriends, self-image, etc.

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cracked:

It’s like, give a methmonger a break already!
5 Unwritten Rules Hollywood Needs to Stop Following

#5. The Shrewish, Nagging Wife Must Ruin Everything
While the vitriol against both the character and Anna Gunn was over-the-top and completely uncalled for, the character was still a prime example of why writers need to step up their game when it comes to creating compelling female leads. From the get-go, so much about Skyler never makes sense, and it gets worse as the series progresses. She’s a doting wife and mother so worried about her husband’s cholesterol she insists on rubbery turkey bacon for breakfast, yet she doesn’t seem to be concerned about the real stress in her husband’s life. In the very first episode we learn he works full-time as a high school teacher in addition to juggling a second job at a car wash to keep the family afloat. What’s Skyler’s contribution to the family’s financial crunch? The pipe dream of publishing her unreadable short stories someday.
What? We hate this person already, and we’re not even 30 minutes in.

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cracked:

It’s like, give a methmonger a break already!

5 Unwritten Rules Hollywood Needs to Stop Following

#5. The Shrewish, Nagging Wife Must Ruin Everything

While the vitriol against both the character and Anna Gunn was over-the-top and completely uncalled for, the character was still a prime example of why writers need to step up their game when it comes to creating compelling female leads. From the get-go, so much about Skyler never makes sense, and it gets worse as the series progresses. She’s a doting wife and mother so worried about her husband’s cholesterol she insists on rubbery turkey bacon for breakfast, yet she doesn’t seem to be concerned about the real stress in her husband’s life. In the very first episode we learn he works full-time as a high school teacher in addition to juggling a second job at a car wash to keep the family afloat. What’s Skyler’s contribution to the family’s financial crunch? The pipe dream of publishing her unreadable short stories someday.

What? We hate this person already, and we’re not even 30 minutes in.

Read More

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poppypicklesticks:

animelovepillow:

saynotocrazy:

poppypicklesticks:

captain-pragmatism:

oppressing-all-womyns:

poppypicklesticks:

A trailer for Tumblr Feminism: The Movie! 

5/5 stars, would recommend watching.

"A gripping tale of oppression!" - captain-pragmatism

"I checked all my privileges!" A white guy 

"I was moved to tears. Feminists offered me mugs"

"I really loved the cinematic glory of the strong womyn!" A white knight

"I’ll never play a videogame or watch My Little Pony ever again!" another white knight 

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Anonymous asked: Could the new California sexual consent laws be considered ableist in their execution by requiring a verbal "yes"? Does that mean that having sex with a non verbal person is now rape by default because they cannot verbally consent, even if they can communicate consent by other means?

socialjusticefail:

I wonder how this has not popped up on tumblr.

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Down Syndrome Awareness Fact #4

real-justice-waluigi:

Life expectancy for people with Down syndrome has increased dramatically in recent decades - from 25 in 1983 to 60 today. 

sinnersandstars:

no-this-is-jarod:

they got mad

Well yeah when you make the song about the lead singers’ fathers death into a goddamn joke I’d be mad too.

sinnersandstars:

no-this-is-jarod:

they got mad

Well yeah when you make the song about the lead singers’ fathers death into a goddamn joke I’d be mad too.